Jose, 17, Miami
Instagram/Twitter/Kik: joselovesnicki

 

botanybaes:

American Horror Story has fucked with this dudes head

(Source: panic-at-the-discount-store)

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

gymleaderkyle:

some stupid bitch: i dont want to watch american horror story because i dont like scary things

me:

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